ONE EASY PUMP
No measuring. No mess. Pump directly onto your food, rub it in, and you're ready to cook.
Fool-proof, big flavors without the mess, seasoning clouds, rubs that don't stick, or 24 hours in advance prep routine.
Pump it on. Rub it in. Cook. Enjoy.
Because seasoning shouldn't require ten measuring spoons, a 24-hour marinade bath, and half your kitchen counter.
TWO IN ONE, BINDER + RUB
The best of both worlds. Mess free. All in one bottle.
PUT IT ON EVERYTHING
Chicken. Steak. Shrimp. Veggies. Get Creative! Pump it all over, whatever you're cooking. Apply generously.
Okay, but what actually is MEAT LOTION?
IT'S SEASONING. JUST A LOT MORE FUN TO APPLY.
Meat Lotion is a concentrated binder + rub that comes in a ridiculously convenient pump.
No bowls. No measuring. No marinade bag leaking all over your fridge. Just pump, rub, and cook.
The result? Big, craveable flavor with almost zero effort.
PUMP
→RUB
→ENJOY
PICK YOUR LOTION.
A concentrated binder + rub designed to coat your food fast and pack it with flavor.
Binder + Rub in One Pump
Meat Lotion Wet Rub
$16.95
$19.95
Fool Proof Easy Steps.
HOW TO
USE IT.
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PUMP
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Get it directly onto your food.
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COOK
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Grill. Pan. Oven. Air fryer. Whatever.
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GRILL
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Enjoy your Meat Lotion meal!
About Meat Lotion
BECAUSE GRILLING
SHOULD BE
EASIER.
We love good food. We just don't think making it should require a sink full of bowls, a cabinet full of spices, or a 45-minute marinade ritual.
So we made Meat Lotion.
We wanted something that could make a Tuesday-night chicken dinner taste like it was seasoned for hours but made in just minutes — or something you could throw on steak before friends come over. No prep, no fuss, no mess.
It looks ridiculous. But works ridiculously well.
Got questions?
FAQ.
WHAT IS MEAT LOTION?
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We call this a "wet rub". It's a concentrated binder + rub delivered through a pump bottle. Pump it onto your food, rub it in, and cook. Save time, save effort, skip the mess.
WHAT CAN I USE IT ON?
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Be creative! It'll work on chicken, steak, seafood, shellfish, vegetables, potatoes, burgers, and pretty much anything else. Think of it as a binder/rub/marinade/spice combo. Anywhere you'd use those, Meat Lotion is a perfect fit.
DO I NEED TO MARINATE IT?
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You certainly can, but it's not required! Meat Lotion is a versatile product. You can use it with one application in the oven or build layers of flavor with multiple applications on the grill. No matter how you cook with Meat Lotion, you can't go wrong.
HOW MUCH DO I USE?
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Apply a generous coat to the entire surface of whatever you're cooking whether in the oven, on the stovetop, or in an air fryer. Feel free to reapply as often as you like on the grill. Meat Lotion is formulated to create a flavorful layer that binds to your food and will not run off like a sauce or marinade.
HOW DO I STORE IT?
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It's shelf-stable, but you should refrigerate it after opening.
HOW LONG DOES IT LAST?
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12 months, but we suspect you'll use it up well before that.